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If indeed Adam’s first words to Eve were “Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets”, then marriage counselling was the obvious next step for the Bible’s first couple.Īnd if tumbleweed is blowing through the Gobi desert that is your sex life then Sex Tips For Straight Women From A Gay Man – the best book Gok Wan never wrote – claims to reveal secrets that could put the va-va-voom back.Īuthors Maggie Berman and her gay friend Dan Anderson say they published the book after Maggie and her gal pals took Dan’s advice on how to put the spark back into their relationships and got great results. Siobhan McNally fakes an interest in how to make your man happy in bed…
Sure to top the bestseller list again since the film’s release, the authors claim gay men are better qualified to write about putting the “tiger back in his tank”.
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In the movie Hope Springs, Meryl Streep plays lonely wife Kay who turns to sex manual Sex Tips For Straight Women From A Gay Man to spice up her 30-year marriage to Arnold (Tommy Lee Jones).